Harrisonisms

Grandma leans down and gives Harrison a kiss on his head.

Harrison: Grandma! I don't want my head to be pink! I want it to stay orange!

H: I don't want Jesus to take my bones Mom, why did he take Kennedy's bones?

Me: He didn't, he is the one that makes it so we can live with our bones forever.

We are discussing how Mckinley is getting teeth

H: Do my guns have more teeth in them?

Me: It's guMs, with an M.

H: Oh, do my guNs have more teeth?

Me: yes

H: My germs hurt Mom, I need medicine.

H: Mom, is Jesus a Superhero?

Me: No, Harrison, He's even BETTER than a superhero!

H: Ahhh....

~love to my special buddy x0x0